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“ZALEMA, ZIPIZAPE: Zurrada por zaragateros, la zagalona zahareña que hace zuecos en la zapatería del zaguán se zapeó del zarandón, y en zaga por el zarzal sus zoclos la zafaron del zurriburi al ser zampuzada en una zahurda zurraposa por la zafarrancho del zepelín de zapa del zar zaino y zurdo, que se zarpó del zócalo sin zangamangas, como un zorzal, pero zurrió, zigzaguó, zozobró, y a zurriagazos zabordó — ¡zas! — en la zarzuela en zancos de unos zaques zorreros, zambucando el zoquete zarrapastroso y zanquilargo dando zanganadas y zampando zumosos zanahorias, zarzamoras, y zapallos; el zalamero zopenco, que hizo la zanguanga en la zarabanda zaragozana, con zampoña y zangarreando; y el zambombo zambo y zafio, zangoloteando su zarigüeya zahorí, zafada en zarcillos de zinc con zafiros zarcos, que del zaquizamí del zurrón zurcido en un zuncho de su zamarra, le dio zaparrazos.”
“SALAAM, RUMPUS: Spanked by rowdies, the big antisocial girl who makes clogs at the shoe shop in the vestibule was shooed out of the booze-up, and behind, by the thicket her galoshes saved her from the mess when she was dunked into a muddy pigsty by the brawl over the treacherous left-handed tsar's sharkskin zeppelin, that was launched from the plaza with no trouble, like a thrush, but buzzed, zig-zagged, overturned, and unfortunately crashed — bang! — into some crafty drunks' operetta on stilts, jumbling up the gluttonous leggy chump making saucy remarks and devouring juicy carrots, blackberries, and squashes; the nitwit flatterer, who took the lead in the Saragossan sarabande, with pan pipes and strumming a guitar; and the coarse knock-kneed yokel, fidgeting with his clairvoyant she-opossum, brazen in earrings of zinc and blue sapphire, who from her spot in the pouch sewn to a hoop on his sheepskin jacket, clawed at him.”
Z words: Langenscheidt's Standard Dictionary, 1966 & 1988, Langenscheidt KG, Berlin and Munich.

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